- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
fan art. souls are so yummy by ~maioceaneyes aka Micah Solusod, the English dub voice actor of Soul.
Yo Dave Strider he was just thirteen
When he installed a strange game on his machine
Designed to play in a world forseen
Gonna fix it all, ‘cause he is Dave StriderWhen the timeline was doomed, these kids, they didn’t quit
He and Rose figured they could just replay it
There was a great gold flash, everything got changed
There was stuff from the Game now in his brainDavesprite, Davesprite
When he first woke up he realized
He had amber hair and tangerine eyes
He could phase through walls, disappear and fly!
He was much less mainstream than the other guy.It was then Davesprite knew what he had to do:
He had to help Alpha Dave avoid what he’d been through
He’s here to fight for me and you!Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
Gonna fix it all because he is Dave Strider
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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